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why am i not ashamed to say this doesn’t surprise me?

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why am i not ashamed to say this doesn’t surprise me?

To Whom it May Concern,

There are two things absolutely cannot, and will not tolerate.  The first of those things are random apologies, that really have no purpose other than to fill space.  The second is to remain unannounced until a time comes when it should become known.

With Mildly Warm Regards,

Tido

Dear Tito and Booger

noahkoch:

Yuck Fou

…? that the sound a vegetarian makes when he finds out that chinese fou he’s been eating contains meat?

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ain’t that the truth.. terrible company.. terrible products (ipods are the exception) terrible logo for computers, and the apple itself is just weak. ( supposively eve was tempted with an apple.. hmm.. apple.. apples are the forbidden fruit? they’re EVIL!?????? really? hmm.. evil company, evil (but delicious) fruit.. all so interesting! :D

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ain’t that the truth.. terrible company.. terrible products (ipods are the exception) terrible logo for computers, and the apple itself is just weak. ( supposively eve was tempted with an apple.. hmm.. apple.. apples are the forbidden fruit? they’re EVIL!?????? really? hmm.. evil company, evil (but delicious) fruit.. all so interesting! :D

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I miss Billy.  He coulda sold sand to a desert.. but like a big one that didn’t need anymore.. not one thats just starting out.

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I miss Billy.  He coulda sold sand to a desert.. but like a big one that didn’t need anymore.. not one thats just starting out.

Zombie awareness month?

wtf? since when, and why aren’t there and winter zombie movies????? we need one. a group of people locked in a school during the winter time.  better yet make a combo movie.  combine the film Red Dawn with zombies.  Keep the wolverines , just add zombies, have them attacking the school from outside, then the russian paratroopers drop in and are like OMFG HAXXORZ ZOMBIES!!! and the wolverines are like, we hate zombies but we hate russians more!!! so its like a big “grrrr lets kill eachother” fest.

noahkoch:

thedailywhat:

/obligatory.
[reddit.]

I get it

i don’t get it.. explanation? 

noahkoch:

thedailywhat:

/obligatory.

[reddit.]

I get it

i don’t get it.. explanation? 

The noah kocH: I personally love the theme song to iCarly

tumorhumor:

hey Noah.. know how I know you’re gay? You listen to the iCarly theme song.

I watch the whole thing .. well used to

So let me get this straight, I’m Gay because I listen to the iCarly theme song, but you’re straight because you watch the entire show?

Ahhh.. Noah Noah Noah…..

TAKE THAT BACK~!!!! You’re never gonna be hot!! :(

I personally love the theme song to iCarly

noahkoch:

tumorhumor:

noahkoch:

But as soon as the show starts I turn it off otherwise I’d have to kill myself.

hey Noah.. know how I know you’re gay?  You listen to the iCarly theme song.

I watch the whole thing .. well used to

So let me get this straight, I’m Gay because I listen to the iCarly theme song, but you’re straight because you watch the entire show?

Ahhh.. Noah Noah Noah.. nooo I used to watch it, and only because I thought the blonde was funny. and kinda hott.  theres always a straight reason behind it, though what is yours? :O

I personally love the theme song to iCarly

noahkoch:

But as soon as the show starts I turn it off otherwise I’d have to kill myself.

hey Noah.. know how I know you’re gay?  You listen to the iCarly theme song.

I watch the whole thing .. well used to